1985 K Guests Ghar Aaty Hi: Kia Haal :Funny SMS in Urdu

1985 K Guests


Ghar Aaty Hi:
Kia Haal Hyn
Abba Thik Hyn
...Bacho'n Ka Kia Haal Hy ? ?

2011 k Guests



Ghar Aaty Hi:
Aur Kia Haal Hyn
Bareek Pin Wala Charger
Hy ... =P =D

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Is Msg Ko Itna Phelayen K:Funny SMS in Urdu

Is Msg Ko Itna Phelayen K
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Ghoom K Mere
Ghar Walo Tak Pohoanch
Jaye
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"Main Bathroom Me Hon,
Motor Chala Do.
Pani Nahi Aa Raha.:-)

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Girls Top 5 Lies Meaning 1. I Miss U :Funny SMS in Urdu

Girls Top 5 Lies Meaning

1. I Miss U
Means : Time Pass Nahi Raha Hai. Tumharay Saat He Guzara Kar Loon.

...2. I'm Single
Means: Mera Past Boyfriend Bihkari Ban Gaya Hai Ab Tumhari Bari

3. Main Cousion Say Baat Kar Rahi Thi

Means : Meray 2 Boyfriends Or Bhi Hain

4. Tumhari Smile

Means : Tumhari Property

5. Main Reh Nahi Paoun Gi Tumharay Bina

Means : Mera Recharge Kon Karay Ga :(

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Bitwa Bitwa Yes Papa:Funny SMS in Urdu

Bitwa Bitwa

Yes Papa..

Chatting Wid Girls

No Papa

Telling Lie

...No Papa

Open Ur FaceBook Account
Ha HA Ha No Papa :P

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Is Msg Ko Itna 4wd Karein K:Funny SMS in Urdu

Is Msg Ko Itna 4wd Karein K
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Meri Girlfriend Tak
Pohunch Jaaye...
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Janu...
Tu Ne Sim Change Kar
K Acha Nahi Kiya.
Marja Kutti.. :D

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Jo Kharidane Wala Kabhi Pehenta Nahi:Funny SMS in Urdu

Aisi Kia Cheez Hai,
Jo Kharidane Wala Kabhi Pehenta Nahi
Aur Pehene Wala Kabhi Kharidta Nahi

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Baby Pampers... =P ;->

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2 Students Raat Me Parhte Hue:Funny SMS in Urdu

2 Students Raat Me Parhte Hue

1st: What's Da Time?

2nd Ne Pathar Utha Kar Samne K Ghar Par Mara
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1 Aurat Nikli Or Boli

Kamino Ab To So Jao
...Raat K 3 Baj Gaye Hain.=PXD

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Girl Friend K Side Effect's:Funny SMS in Urdu

!!..Girl Friend K Side Effect's..!!

1. Jaib Har Waqt Khali.
2. Easy Load Walo Ka Qarzdar.
3. Load Walo Ki Galian Sun'na.
4. Awara Or Nikamma Pan.
5. Girl Friend Ka Mobile Band Hone Ki
Waja Se Depression Ka Marez Ban Jana.
Or Har Din Weham Ki Waja Se Jism Me 1
Pao Khoon Ka Kam Hona.
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Moral:
Girl Friend Jaib, Khushi, Sehat Or
Zindagi K Liye Muzir Hai.
Wizarat-e-Molyan.:-)

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Ek Truck doosre Truck ko:Funny SMS in Urdu

Ek Truck doosre Truck ko
Rassi se bandh kar
le ja raha tha

Yeh dekh k
1 Pathan
Hans
Hans
k Lotpot ho
gaya
aur
kehne laga
"Ek Rassi ko
le jane k liye
2-2 Truck"

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Ek chooha sharab k glass me gir gaya:Funny SMS in Urdu

Ek chooha sharab k glass me gir gaya.
Wahan se ek billi guzri to usne billi se kaha k mjhy yahan se nikalo phir chahy mjhy kha jana.

Billi ne laat mari or glass gira diya.

Chooha nikal kr bhaga or bil me ja kr khara ho gya

Billi na kaha jhooty, dhoky baaz tm to keh rahy thy k mjhy nikalo beshak mjhy phir kha lena.
Chooha Muskuraya

Or Bola

Jaan naraz mat hona

Us waqt main Nashy me tha.

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Ek Baar 3 Fruits Mein Aapas:Funny SMS in Urdu

Ek Baar 3 Fruits Mein Aapas Mein Baat Cheet Hoti Hai.

Apple: Mujhe To Sab Dho K
Aur Kaat Ke Khaate Hain.

Amrood: Tujhe Kya Mujhe Bhi Sab Dho K
Aur Kaat Ke Khate Hain.


Apple Chup Chaap Baithe Banana Se Kehta Hai:
Tu Chup Kyu Hai?

Banana: Main Kya Kahon Mujhe To Batate Hue Bhi Sharam Aati Hai,
Mujhe To Sab Log Nanga Kar K Khate Hain. :-)

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Agar Larki Ko Ulti Aaye:Funny SMS in Urdu

Agar Larki Ko Ulti Aaye
to Us K Parents Poochte hain...

Kaun Tha Wo Kameena !

Agar Larkay Ko Ulti Aaye to us K Parents Kehtey hain....

Kameenay Kya Sharaab Pee Kar Aaya hai !

MORAL .

ULTI Larki Ko Aaye..
Ya...
Larkay Ko...

KAMEENA

Hamesha
Larka hi ho ta hai.


GEO KAMEEENO

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3 dost oxford unvrsty k cafeteria:Funny SMS in Urdu

3 dost oxford unvrsty k cafeteria
mn bethy apni felngs share kr rhy thy.

1st dost:mra dil krta he k men bht ziada mehnt kr k ek kamyab insan banon.

2nd dost: mn chahta hun k social workr bn k logon ki bhlai k kam krn.

3rd dost:yar meri ek hi khwahsh he k uni mn hungama ho or 10 din bycott hon or phr har papr mai 8,8 din ka gap ho.
2nu doston ny usy thappr mar k kaha

"wah! prhna oxford ma aur khwab KARACHI UNIVERSITY k" =P ;->

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Tu Itni Khoubsurat Nahi Kay:Funny SMS in Urdu

Said By True Lover

"I Dont Hate You But I Cant Love You"

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"Tu Itni Khoubsurat Nahi Kay Tum Say Shadi Kar Loon.
Per Tu Itni Burie Bhi Nahi K Time Pass Na Kar Sakoon" :D

Hai Na Sacha Pyar...
Meri To Ankho Me Aanu Aagaye.:-)

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Mujhe Doosrey Numberon Sy Msg Mat Karo:Funny SMS in Urdu

Mujhe Doosrey Numberon Sy Msg mat kia karo.. Doston
Mera nadan dil samajta hy kisi bachi ka number hy
<('.') ) (>
Oooh
shit phr koi bacha nikla.

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Mere saath dinner per chalo gi?:Funny SMS in Urdu

Boy to Girl Friend: Mere saath dinner per chalo gi?

Girl: Kahan"?

Boy: Jahan tum kaho wahan

Girl: Theek hai PC Hotel chalte hen

Boy: Qasam sey Baji, aap sey to mazak karna bhi fazool hai...

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Aj Rat 12:00am Se 1 SMS=Rs:3.99:Funny SMS in Urdu

Aj Rat 12:00am Se 1 SMS=Rs:3.99 Rs+tax/sms.

And

Cal=Rs:4.50 Rs+tax
Tamam Free SMS Or Night Packages Khatam Ho Rahy Hain. Sab Ko 4wd Karo.








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Logo Ko Dara Dara k GEO. :-)

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Indian Cricket Team AUR Toilet:Funny SMS in Urdu

Indian Cricket Team
AUR
Toilet mai
Kya similarity Hai ?

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Nahi Pata

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Socho?

Think

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Simple Yaar
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"Dhoni" Yaha Bhi hai
aur
"Dhoni" Vaha Bhi Hai.

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Nowadays Child In Washroom:Funny SMS in Urdu

Nowadays!!!


Child In Washroom.
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Mommm
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Mom: Han Beta Bolo

Child: Mujhe Constipation Ho Gaya Hai Zara Facebook Pe Status Toh Set Kar Dain!;-)

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Larkiyo Ko Ezzat Do Q K Agr:Funny SMS in Urdu

Larkiyo Ko Ezzat Do Q K Agr:Funny SMS in Urdu

Larkiyo Ko Ezzat Do Q K Agr Aaj Tum Un Ko Ezzat Do Gy


To Ho Sakta Hai K Kal Ko

Wo B Tum Ko Apni
Ezzat Day Den.


Allama. Imran hashmi;-)

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